MR. A
(CEO, ITC Productions)
Bio TBD

CYRUS BORG
(President)
Borg began his professional career in 1987.  When he was 12 he sniffed out a financial opportunity and became the human pooper-scooper for dogs.  It was an unsullied business and the money rolled in immediately.  The brown that brought the green paved his way to the “college” across the river.  There, he decided to put down his shovel and pick up a computer.  Programming became the lady in his life and he earned a Computer Science degree in only 6 years.  Once he graduated from “college” he and his roommate joined the masses and began their own dotcom.  [Due to ongoing legal battles about money Borg “borrowed” from investors, he is not permitted to disclose specifics about their dotcom].  Since he had been working from the age of 12, Borg felt he deserved a break.  So for 2 years, he shunned society and spent his time in the State Penitentiary.  It is there, that Borg met the miraculous Mr. A and was informed of his need to create a legitimate company.  Always believing himself to have a creative bend, Borg jumped at the chance to lead the team at In the Can Productions.  It is here that he believes he will be making his greatest achievements.

BERNICE PEPPER
(Office manager)
Bernice has been working under Borg for over ten years.  She would like to remain under him. Always.

Sally Starlet
(Director of Acquisitions/ACTRESS)
Sally has always known that she was destined to be famous, but rather than in *jender hatred and animosity among the average, she is paying her dues by working as In the Can Productions lead actress (though they call her the acquisitions director). Sally is beautiful. Sally doesn't believe in looking back or listing her credits. (Her credits include: In the Can Productions’s short film: “A Walk In the Park”). She does believe in listing her measurements: 36, 24, 36. Sally invites you to share in the vision for her future. A future which includes winning Academy Awards, Golden Globes, People Choice Awards and SAG Awards (which will mean the most because it’s from her peers). She looks forward to working with great directors: Hitchcock, Goddard, Houston and McG. *We believe Sally to mean “engender” as we have not yet located “jender” yet in the dictionary – and how you get “in” it. Though she continues to debate us - Bernice: Office Manager, ITC Productions

Millicent McGardy Thompson Jackson
(Production Designer)
Millie aligned herself with this co-dependent patriarchal infused substance that refers to itself as In the Can Productions with the understanding that her breast (the real one) and vagina would provide the space with a more fluid balance. She. Could. Create. This provided her the opportunity to surpass Julie Taymor in vision and origination and finally force Julie to admit that she stole her ideas. And that idea is commonly known as The Lion King.

JONATHON
(Office Intern)
The path of a Jedi is often difficult, filled with conflict and pain. Jonathon’s life which began as a simple farmboy and saw him become the greatest hero the galaxy has ever known is an amazing example of this. Jonathon spent his restless childhood on the backwater desert planet of Tatooine, toiling away on his uncle's moisture farm. His guardians, Beru and Owen Lars, never told Jonathon of his true heritage. While Jonathon believed his father to have been a navigator on a spice freighter, he never suspected that Anakin Jonathon was once a famed Jedi Knight and incredible starpilot. On his uncle's moisture farm, Jonathon learned the essentials of desert survival and droid repair. Boredom was not as scarce as water on Tatooine, and Jonathon often dreamed of adventure and excitement. Jonathon honed his piloting skills alongside Biggs in Tatooine's infamous Beggar's Canyon, racing his T-16 skyhopper. Biggs and Jonathon often spoke of joining the Imperial Academy. Despite his dreams, Jonathon was not allowed to attend. His uncle needed him on the farm, and so when Biggs went away to the Academy, Jonathon was stranded on Tatooine. Jonathon's life changed when his uncle purchased a pair of used droids from Jawa dealers visiting his homestead. The droids, Artoo-Detoo and See-Threepio, were Rebel property fleeing from the Empire. The Rebel droids led Jonathon on an adventure, uniting him with Obi-Wan Kenobi, a desert hermit and war hero whom Jonathon knew as Old Ben. Kenobi gave Jonathon Anakin's lightsaber. Jonathon and Kenobi hired the smuggling duo of Han Solo and Chewbacca for transit off planet. They were destined for Alderaan, to return the Rebel droids to their owner, Princess Leia Organa. They discovered Alderaan destroyed by the Imperial superweapon, the Death Star, and were taken captive aboard the monstrous station. There, Jonathon discovered that Leia was also held captive. Jonathon helped free the Princess from the clutches of the Empire. Using data stolen by Rebel spies, Alliance tacticians formulated an attack plan capable of destroying the battle station. Jonathon piloted an X-wing starfighter in the final attack against the Death Star, and fired the proton torpedo volley that, with the aid of the Force, destroyed the Imperial weapon saving the galaxy.

PHILLIPA PHILLIPS
(Freelance Screenwriter)
Phillipa began her writing career as a greeting card writer.  Realizing that she could no longer put her emotions in one tightly knit phrase, she began pursuing screenwriting.  After Mr. A received one of her top-notch greeting cards from a friend on his birthday, he pursued Ms. Phillips’s writing talents (through his attorneys) and commissioned her screenplay (now titled, “Love Is A Collard Green”) for his company, In the Can Productions.  Ms. Phillips is now under a tightly sealed, untenable contract with ITC Productions.  She looks forward to meeting Mr. A.  Soon. 

"LOVE IS A COLLARD GREEN"
Logline: A man - alone. An island - unknown. The vegetable - collard greens.  Can he survive?