EPISODE 1 

Part 1: Mind the Saber
It’s Phillipa’s first day at In the Can Productions and she’s introduced to the team that will be helping to turn her first screenplay into a movie.  Maybe… 

Part 2: Entry 347
Jonathon updates George Lucas on Phillipa’s first day… 

Part 3: Please Pass the Peas
Phillipa nurses her injury while Borg introduces her to the group. 

Part 4: Don’t Move a Muscle
Sally has a plan to stay gorgeous; Borg has a mission. 

Part 5: Old Man Porn
Phillipa tries to get writing done while Sally exposes Bernice’s sexy secret. 

Part 6: Flush
Borg flushes a great idea down the toilet. 

Part 7: Moving On
Bernice gets her heart broken, Phillipa becomes suspicious of Mr. A and Borg thinks they’re for production!  

EPISODE 2 

Part 1: A More Peaceful Universe
Screenwriter Phillipa is desperate to get out of her contract with ITC Prod. Intern Jonathon broods over the court order keeping him from his Star Wars memorabilia. 

Part 2: Phone Sex 101
Office manager Bernice schools Sally on the art of great phone sex. 

Part 3: I Gotta See A Man About A Horse
Borg flashes back to his first meeting with the infamous, Mr. A… 

Part 4: Where is Diddley-Dee?
Jonathon has a nightmare. The Canners wait impatiently for DeeDuu… 

Part 5: Spielberg Loves Me
Jonathon reveals his Hollywood connection. 

Part 6: The E Word
Sally discovers a very ugly truth about her body and Borg falls deeper into his Tetris obsession. 

Part 7: Sally Gets Leia(ed)
Sally tries to advance her acting career while Jonathon has a vision (and it's dirty).

Part 8: Dirty @#$!*
Fantasies about in the ITC office.

Part 9: The Vulture Descends
Phillipa is on an island. Bernice is not a lesbian.

Part 10: I'll Make Him A Meal He Can't Refuse
Jonathon's torture continues. Borg finds out he's on the menu.

Part 11: Training For Tetris
Bernice trains Borg to win! Borg may very well lose.

Part 12: The Incredible Shrinking Sally
DeeDuu's pills work their magic on Sally... She's losing inches...

Part 13: The New Face of Phen Phen
Phillipa finds new "Southern Comfort" and DeeDuu makes The Smoking Gun.